Alyson: “One thing… I don’t know if I should stay here tonight…”
Alyson: “The hammer under your dresser.”
Al-dawg did my taxes last night – I am pretty much going to marry her, or my taxes, for being so big. I thanked Alyson for all of her hard work by letting her buy me drinks last night. Shit – I am such a good friend.
Casper ain’t got shit on me…
Partied last night with Alyson’s work friends. Don’t let anyone ever tell you that accountants don’t have fun – these bitches know how to get it done and they all had to work early today, it being the last day for taxes and all.