Went to my 80’s themed Jack and Jill last night. It was actually a really good time. It was great to see Shane and some of my other friends that I don’t get to hang out with nearly enough. Saturday night was actually a bit of a time warp too. There were so many people from… Continue reading Every Word You Say I Think I Should Write Down
It’s been a minute since I’ve blogged. It’s not because I don’t have the time, but because I have felt so blase and uninspired. I am sorry for those who actually read this thing, but consider this post a projectile vomit of the many little things that will come to my mind. I was talking to… Continue reading If We Were Children I Would Bake You A Mud Pie
It’s game 5 in the Habs VS Philly series to the cup. The Habs HAVE to win tonight! Their strategy this whole time has been working their underdog status and coming back in the clinch to seal the deal and advance. That is what I see going down tonight (and the next two games) to take them to the… Continue reading Feels A Little Like ’93
Serena and Nate sit across from one another on a couch, holding hands. Serena: I love you Nate Nate: I love you too Serena Serena: Nate… we need to break up. Nate: What? Why? Is it because I am prettier than you? Because I can start wearing less makeup and I promise to stop using… Continue reading “Gossip People (You Sexist Pig)” – A Gossip Girl Parody
Alyson: “One thing… I don’t know if I should stay here tonight…” Nicole: “Why?” Alyson: “The hammer under your dresser.” Al-dawg did my taxes last night – I am pretty much going to marry her, or my taxes, for being so big. I thanked Alyson for all of her hard work by letting her buy… Continue reading Throw Your Hands In The Air If You’s A True Playa
Am also contemplating getting a job at Hooters – right after I get my implants – right after I find a sugar daddy to fund them for me… at which point I won’t need to work at Hooters because I have a sugar daddy. Another dream dashed.