Pop Culture Ramblings · Television · Whatever

“Gossip People (You Sexist Pig)” – A Gossip Girl Parody

Serena and Nate sit across from one another on a couch, holding hands. Serena: I love you Nate Nate: I love you too Serena Serena: Nate… we need to break up. Nate: What? Why? Is it because I am prettier than you? Because I can start wearing less makeup and I promise to stop using… Continue reading “Gossip People (You Sexist Pig)” – A Gossip Girl Parody

Friends · Life · Whatever

Throw Your Hands In The Air If You’s A True Playa

Alyson: “One thing… I don’t know if I should stay here tonight…” Nicole: “Why?” Alyson: “The hammer under your dresser.” Al-dawg did my taxes last night – I am pretty much going to marry her, or my taxes, for being so big. I thanked Alyson for all of her hard work by letting her buy… Continue reading Throw Your Hands In The Air If You’s A True Playa